Solution to Kashmir issue

Solution to Kashmir Issue

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A topmost secret meeting to solve Kashmir Issue was held at the topmost peak of Rajasthan. The delegates were only Kashmiri speaking people with an observer from Mount Abu Rajasthan. Henceforth the outcome of the meeting will be named as Mountabu resolution.

B K Dass, the senior most delegate mooted the suggestion that Kashmir  is like a child that was claimed by two ladies as mother of the child. The judge decreed the child to be pulled by either and the winner will take the child. One of the two surrendered her claim to ensure that the child was not put to any harm. The other one girdled herself for the bout. The judge decided the case in favour of the former and imprisoned the latter for her false claim.

Kashmir is like a grocer’s shop being ruled by coalition governments as partners of the shop. Previously Kashmir was ruled by Mufti Syed, patron of PDP for three years and then by Ghulam Nabi Azad from the Indian National Congress of Sonia Gandhi.

The current Government was exclusively handed to National Conference and the Indian National Congress remained contented with the Dy. Chief Minister from its party. The party surrendered its claim to CM’s chair for the second half for the friendship of Umar Abdullah with Rahul Gandhi.

B K Dass suggested that let by consensus the State be ruled by three partners instead of two and each rule the state for two years. One of the three partners consists of three claimants. As such it would be eight months to each.

A K, the Chief host at Mount Abu raised an objection on the figure 8. He said that minimum time fixed by nature for maturity is nine months. So 8 in no case was acceptable. By consensus instead of two years to each party, it was decided that under article 370 let each party be given three years and the party of three may include one more to make nine months for each to rule.

The meeting was success.

It is decided that J&K State including the POK be handed to:

 Pakistan to rule for the first three years.

Then Pakistan under the Mount Abu agreement will handover power to people of Kashmir represented by

(i) Syed Ali Shah Geelani for the first nine months;

(ii) Mohammad Yasin Malik for the next nine months.

(iii) Shabir Ahmmad Shah for the next nine months.

(iv) Dr. Mirwaiz Omar Farooq for the next nine months

Finally the concluding three years, power be handed to Government of India.

The cycle will continue and the Indian Government will handover power to Pakistan at the end of its term.

Kashmiri Pundits have an option to settle down in Kashmir during the period it is ruled by India.